lesterandhowell:

white lips pale face i hate the entire human race

(via misswanjones)

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notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

(via youcanthandletheawkward)

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vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

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(Source: agoodplug, via youcanthandletheawkward)

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