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thefinnishprince:

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walmarts:

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hey

I peel bananas from the “correct” side which is unconventional and it makes me feel superior

i microwave my banananas for 999 minutes and burn my hands trying to peel them

wouldnt the banana like

explode

i don’t give a shit

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